

The first time you face Seymour ‘Creeper’ Guado is after you emerge from the Chamber of the Fayth in Macalania Temple. With the other Maesters he basically acts as a spiritual leader of Spira but is so incompetent at it you wonder why no one noticed before Yuna’s party decided it was time for him to die. The basic jist of him is rooted in some serious issues with his parents, his fixation with Yuna one of the main characters and party members in the game, and the understanding that he wants to destroy the world and attain ultimate power. Seriously, fighting Seymour a fifth time would have been the end of my gaming life.įor those of you who genuinely aren’t familiar with this character I would urge you to pick up a copy of Final Fantasy X and play. At points in the game I would enter an area and try and judge if the boss fight looming was going to be Seymour again. Generally he liked to pick fights while I was running low on supplies and still confused because “Haven’t I killed you twice already?”. Never were victories so sweet as they were while I trounced him but never despair quite like seeing him pop up randomly looking for a fight. Seymour represents the best and the worst moments in my gaming life.

Does he even have any fans? Actually, no one answer that. If I was a betting woman I’d wager you could already tell I’m not Seymour Guado’s greatest fan.

You would have had to kick his ass at four separate occasions to progress the story of Final Fantasy X, so it’d be difficult not to recall his irritating little voice, perpetually resting bitch face or seriously creeper level Yuna obsession. There’s a joke in here somewhere about Seymour “You mean you want to see less?” Guado.
